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Both hands: 2 O’ Clock and the other on your cock.

Posted by Apocalyptic Bukkake on June 7, 2009

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An inebriated driver who has killed a father and son was pleasuring himself before and during the incident.

Imran Hussain, 32, had been driving his Audi Q7 before it crashed into Gary Proctor, his wife Catherine and his son James, while they were in their Fiat Punto. Hussain has been driving at the speed of 120 mph over a 10 mile stretch. Several other motorists has reported to the police minutes before the accident.

The court has heard that the man’s penis was exposed when several motorists had found him after the crash. It is assumed that the man has been masturbating while he was driving.

Catherine Proctor, 44, was the only living victim, despite being in the front seat. Her injuries consisted of six broken ribs. The other two were trapped for fourty minutes and had to be cut free. They both died of heart attacks at the scene.

Hussain has been sentenced to 8 years in prison and he has lost his driving privilieges for 15 years.

Via Telegraph.

Despite the sheer incredulity of hearing a man masturbating while driving, although it was done drunk, the idea just seems to have caught me in a flabbergasted state. If the man had not killed people during his pleasurable ride, it would have been pretty elite to see a drunk successfully driving while he fapped away.

The lesson has been learned though. Kids, always blow your load before driving. Or at least don’t drive drunk. Stupid ideas such as these seems to pop out when you’re intoxicated anyways.

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